3 Febbraio 2012

Bora e clanfe: trovato il legame scientifico tra le due

El ricercator Aldo Rogna el Pescador, che za ne gaveva regalà questo studio sule clanfe, ogi ne spiega ben come misurar la bora senza tute quele monade tipo anemoNetri o simili. La bora no sarà più la stessa. AH, ma za desso no la xe più quela de una volta. E bon ah!
Qua in pdf che xe più meo assai.

A novel method to determinate the power of the Bora via clanfa tuff schizz deflection

Aldo Rogna el Pescador1, Diego Manna2
1Barcola Porporela Biostat. Dept., 2Monon Behavior Research Department

Abstract
Background: The Bora, one of the peculiar casins generator of the city of Triest, is a well-known issue. Unfortunately, due to an asburgic inheritance, the Triestins seems not to be able to quantify exactly the power of the Bora, confounding the terms “hurricane” and “cyclon” with “ogi sufia un fiatìn” and “go dovèsto serar i scuri che sbateva”. It is known that this is related to an imbalance in the noradrenergic circuitry of basal ganglia and in dorsolaterial and ventrolateral refrontal cortex (i.e. i xe fora coi copi). Despite the highly scientific Manna scale based on various varianting variables can measure visually the power of the Bora, not any ISO scale has been still validated.
Result: Through a replicabile (ma solo se un xe cofe) experiment conduced at LittleRats we were able to detect, by estimating the shape of the schizzes of a particular endemic behaviour in which Triestins are eccellents (the clanfa tuff), the exact power of the Bora, expressed in m2 rad-1.
Conclusions: (singing, on the aria of La strada ferata) .. e adesso che gavemo la scala più esàta, la Bora in Sachèta mai più mancherà.
Citation: Rogna A.P., Manna D. (2012). A novel method to determinate the power of the Bora via clanfa tuff schizz deflection. PLoČ-ONE 6(9):1-2.
Received: February 1, 2012. Accepted: February 1, 2012. Published: sempre quel, dai.
Competing interest: Nothing to declare, nemamo ništa.

Introduction
Each year, the wide diffused triestin journal The Little, not having other to write, pull out the same old story that during the winter the Bora suffs and the snow jazz the noses. Even this year the faccend repeats again (cfr. http://ilpiccolo.gelocal.it/cronaca/2012/02/01/news/maltempo-neve-ebora-sopra-i-100-km-orari-1.3131460). Obviously this is done just to make insempiate people (as Carpinteri & Faraguna cleverly used to say in The little city) as all the framework is well established in literature [1] where, which, who, when and all other monads about the question are discussed.
The only open question is provided by the lack of a validated measuring scale which could assess exactly the power of the Bora suffing. In fact, it has been argued to be not reliable the announce that the Julian Gàzzetin makes every day at 12.35 a.m. (..vento: 85 chilometri all’ora da est nord est, bora, con raffiche sino a 135 chilometri all’ora..) because we do not believe that anyone is so zurlo to put himself in running so fast from ENE to WSW at that velocity in order not to sent drio the ears gnanc one fil de wind.
In [1] the highly scientific Manna scale based on various varianting variables is discussed.
Despite its clever formulation the scale do not measure the exact power of the Bora, giving only an indirect estimate by visual cuc. In this short communication, we provide a viable answer to the issue.

Materials and methods
We recruited the famous furlan actor Louis Thornlets which partecipated to the unforgettable (and removed, azz!, like megavideo, ciò) The Clanfa video [2] (Video zo in fond), and asked him to present today at 12.00
a.m. at the LittleRats shore, here:

http://maps.google.it/maps?q=45.692474+13.738655

We ask him to perform, for the last time, his memorable battle horse: the panzada tuff. We put a digital webcam recording under a cocal and, exactly when the actor Thornlets tuff himself into the jazzad water, we leave the cocal making it svoling over the actor Thornlets, photographing the schizz on the sea surface. The above picture (on the right) is the digital output obtained.

Statistical analysis
The direction of the schizzes has been estimated by a linear model. The slope 0.441 (s.e. 0.016, pvalue< 0.001) shows that a significant Bora effect occurred. By a Monte Carlo method applied to the convex hull of the schizzes we estimate the area of the plonzo, approximately equals to 12.4 m2. By applying the soliton Korteweg – de Vries partial differential equation [3] we were able to infer that this schizz displacement was provoked by a wind suffing from 3/8 p rad (i.e. East North East, Bora ciò!) with a instantaneous speed of 97 Km/h. All calculations have been made with the open source R statistical package.

Conclusions
We are still waiting the return a galla of the famous actor. Nevertheless, our novel method in measuring the power of the Bora, albeit a bit trapolèr, results well posed and in good accord with the visual highly scientific Manna scale based on various varianting variables.

References
[1] Manna D. (2012). Trieste Bora suffing: Ode to the East-North East Wind. Bora.La.
[2] Gabriele Secoli, Diego Manna, Laura Paschini, Elisabetta Vascotto, Giulio Gregorutti, Gigi Spinelli, Stefano Bardari, Bianca D’Agata, Diego Bolis, Giada Vincenzutto, Ferdinando Avolio, Chiara Petretich, Federico Mercoli, Gigi Acri. The Clanfa.
http://vimeo.com/23548830
[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korteweg%E2%80%93de_Vries_equation
[4] R Development Core Team (2011). R: A language and environment for statistical computing. R Foundation for Statistical Computing, Vienna, Austria. ISBN 3-900051-07-0.

El video che youtube ne ga tolto. Clanfa pride!

The clanfa – documentario sulla clanfa (eng) from Diego Manna on Vimeo.

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6 commenti a Bora e clanfe: trovato il legame scientifico tra le due

  1. ciò no savevo che R iera roba dela Defonta. mitico!
    😀

  2. Avatar Sandi Stark

    L’interessante dissertazion no se occupa dei aspetti tecnici delle clanfe, che xe anche importantissimi ordegni de lavoro.

    A esempio due clanfe ben plozcade, podeva forsi tignir insieme le lastre de la cupola de Palazzo Costanzi.

    E l’importanza delle “clanfe”, insieme coi “piconi”, nei curricola studiorim dell’intellighenzia triestina?

    E i aspetti sportivi de le gare de miniclanfe, alias “fissette” che se tirava a scola co’ l’elastico?

    Me aspetto dei approfondimenti dall’Accademia del Kruskovac.

  3. Avatar Fiora

    Diretor! insoma basta agiornar la scala e la bora xè de novo quela de una volta.
    E le clanfe? sempre meio…de volta in volta! 😛

  4. Il grande ritorno del mitico Aldo Rogna!!!

  5. Avatar aldo

    “We are still waiting the return a galla of the famous actor”

    Dopo la panzada, Thornlets xe stà portà dala corente fin al porticiolo de Barcola, dove xe riemerso e ga ciapà el bus:

    http://www.nonciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Panzata.gif

  6. Avatar Fiora

    ” dove xè riemerso e ga ciapà el bus” sintesi del eroismo modesto e dela modestia eroica dele nostre genti!
    Adeguatamente documentada dal video.

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