Ecoci, visto che xe tornada de atualità (cioè, xe rimasta de atualità, ma desso xe ancora più de atualità de co za la iera de atualità), el Monon Behavior Research Department ga deciso de render disponibile online el studio de riconversion dela Ferriera. Qua la prefazion, el toco completo lo trovè sul blog del Monon Behavior po’.
The Ferriera and the two headed-chicken
The Ferriera is one of the greatest triestin problems of all times. It is like a giant furnace that emit a lot of different coloured spuzzes and fumere and black polver that incragnate the houses, the cars and the polmons of the people that live in the vicinanz.
A lot of people, in particular servolans, want the Ferriera to be transformed in a spaceship and be sent forever in the galaxy, very far away. Or, in alternative, want it to be destroyed in 100000 small pieces, vanishing in an atomic giant mushroom of freedom (ev democracy). Or, in alternative, want it to be traslocated in the house of the sindac. Or in the house of the president of the region. Or in a random town that ends with “-acco”. Or, in alternative, want it just to be closed and the key buttated in the condot and po’ bon.
However, there are also a lot of people that work inside the Ferriera and that would loose their job.
So, the situation is very longhee and there are different positions and different promises of closing, of neting, of parfuming, of sposting, of converting, of making a qualcossa dei. The only result is that the Ferriera is still there, still spuzzing.
As we are always close to some election, a Homo politicus, that we will not cite, ask us to elaborate a conversion plan that will make all happy: servolans, triestins, workers and fundamentalist ambientalists. As this candidate gave us a lot of fliches, we have elaborated this great plan.
Cossa c’entra Franz con la Ferriera e le pancogole?
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